Wobloke

Pronounced woo-bloke.

A particularly unconvincing trans woman who maintains the facial features of a middle aged working class man from northern England.

So not a Wo-man but a Wo-Bloke

"Don't look now but look at that tranny at the bar drinking the pint of Mild and eating a pickled egg"
"Mate, definite wobloke"

See Time Healeys character in the ITV sitcom Benidorm

by Ben Armitage November 1, 2025

White Wool Cap

The residual left at the tip of the penis after a male ejaculates into a napkin or a few squares of toilet paper, most likely after masturbating.

After going on a 3 day long, masturbatory binge, and ejaculating into every napkin he could find, Jim had a big enough White Wool Cap to fully clothe a tiny, Chinese village.

by Ze Ewok November 22, 2011

Hella Wool

A female who is attracted to other females, usually seen wearing headbands, ponytails and gym shorts.

So, today at the mall I saw a hella wool.

by lilhotmamma92 November 9, 2011

moodoo woodoo

Alternate pronunciation of "Metal Water", often spoken after drinking water that contains so strong of a metallic flavor that it rusts your tongue, causing the slurred effect. Common in college dorm living.

blah! This is gross moodoo woodoo, they can't afford to filter shit at this poor ass school!

by joosoon November 1, 2013

cheese wollop

The act of slapping a chick in the face with a cheesy dick

After I banged that chick I gave her a cheese wollop to the face

by Plucas December 11, 2013

Duck Wooley

Duck Penis

Cheryl: Look at this duck wooley! It's curly like a ruffles potato chip.

by One guess :) April 3, 2015

richard woolf

A stubby circumcised potato cock

Girl: he was a 6/10 before we got back to tamarama and I saw his Richard Woolf. He's a strong 1/10

by the pitbull April 16, 2015