Porous Walrus

A fat chick with a leaky vagina.

Shit, look at the stain on the back of her dress; porous walrus!

by FreakyFrenchy December 29, 2009

Dry Walrus

The act of having sex with an old, fat, wrinkly, dry vagina. Most often referring to an old woman; grandma status. The opposite of a cougar. Level of intoxication required for a dry walrus is extremely high.

"There are so many fat, gross women here the chance of any of us getting laid tonight is pretty much zero"
"Well unless you want to settle for a dry walrus"

by Ziggy Stardust2 January 1, 2012

Olivia Wallis

matted dried turd that gets caught in your arse hair, very small and hard to shift

Fuck me, I’ve got a 3 week old Olivia Wallis

by EggyWiff69 May 28, 2020

Bingo in the walrus

When things are going well than it just goes wrong real quick

When you are at the club and your dancing with a fit girl than she says “hey this is my friend she thinks you are cute” too bad her friend is fat and ugly this is when you think to yourself I’m about to have a bingo in the walrus

by Jaiisavirgin August 19, 2020

Obey the Walrus

A video from YouTube that is one of the scariest clips ever.

We watched Obey the Walrus and now we can't sleep.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021

frothing walrus

when u cum in a girls mouth then u punch her in the stomach and she starts foming at the mouth.

by frothing walrus August 16, 2003

Bloody Walrus

The act of one girl inserting two dildos into her mouth (Usually white or sivler) which makes her appear as a Walrus. She the inserts the half that is hanging out of her mouth into another womans vagina while that woman is on her period. After pulling the dildos out of the other womans vagina, it appears as though she is a "Bloody Walrus"

Jessica:Hey Christine I have a great idea for later!
Christine: Whats the great idea?
Jessica: Are you on your period still?
Christine: Yes I am actually
Jessica: Awesome! We can do the bloody walrus!!!

by Mushtaba May 17, 2008