walk of shame

when you leave someone's house with the same clothes you had on the night before. usually after a booty call

He did the walk of shame last Friday out my house.

by apriletta November 19, 2003

walking simulator

A walking simulator is a type of video game which lacks many of the traditional aspects of a game (such as a goal, win/loss conditions, any kind of game system to interact with) despite taking the form of a video game. The phrase implies that there is basically nothing to do in the game other than walking around.

A: I sent you a new game on Steam, check it out.
B: Gone Home? That's not even a game, it's a walking simulator.

by 2CleverUsername December 7, 2014

Going for a walk

When someone gets so depressed that they need to go for a damn walk. This walk isn't any kind of walk. Its a walk about sad hours and rethinking life.

Daniel: Kevin you are so damn stupid.
Phillip: Ya Kevin no one likes you.
Kevin: I'm going for a walk...
Daniel and Phillip: Oh shit.

by Definitely not Daniel August 8, 2018

wedgie walk

Walking as if to conjure out a wedgie, usually high and tight on the toes with cheeks clinched, or gaping lunges, stepping outward as if one were dancing in westside stories, however a wedgie walk is not restricted to one style of walking since there are many forms of undergarments and shapes of people, creating a unique situation for each individual, however a wedgie walk is always strained and unnatural. Sadly, some people's stride are naturally wedgie walks, however the upside is no self-caused wedgies.

I was in the middle of Target when I realized I would have to do a wedgie walk because they were seriously ridin' up on me.

by aarooski March 11, 2009

swoop-walk

THe footwork dance performed by Swoops (Bloods) to signal membership in the Blood gang. Compare and contrast the more famous Crip Walk. The Swoop Walk is slightly different and involves shuffling and jumping around, sometimes spelling out Blood or the local set with one foot while shuffling with the other.

The Crip yelled, "UHRIIIIP!" and in response the blood put on a red baseball cap and did the swoop-walk while throwing a B with his hands.

by skrudge January 19, 2008

Walking Clusterfuck

A person who has an almost infallible ability to fuck up anything they set their hands or minds to. See clusterfuck

Looking at the American Economy and the state of Iraq, one can only come to the conclusion that Dublya is a walking clusterfuck

by yv July 8, 2004

walking 69

Advanced sex position, requiring one partner to be very large and strong, and the other very small and light (see portable). One partner lifts the other and holds him/her upside down while the two perform a 69 on each other. Usually seen in porn videos, but not recommended for the average couple.

We wanted to try a walking 69, but unless she loses some weight, it's going to ruin my back.

by Evac156 February 17, 2005