Doofus Wainwright 

A classier, sophisticated-as-hell way of calling someone a doofus that also alludes to your excellent taste in music.

"You are no garden-variety doofus, my friend. You, sir, are a most triumphant example of a monumental, top-of-the-line, supremely irredeemable Doofus Wainwright."

Doofus Wainwright by Moon Unit Nimoy March 20, 2010

waist shake 

A Japanese pidgeon English term for sexual intercourse.

I would totally waist shake with Johnny Depp.

waist shake by Frodo A. June 21, 2005

Just Wait On It 

A surprising and major come up/comeback to take place in the near future to prove wrong to those who doubted you.

I may have lost my job but I'm gona bounce back, just wait on it.

Just Wait On It by ManManTres April 16, 2015

Waifu 

If youre friends with a weeb, you probably hear this phrase often. A waifu can be a human or an anime character. Waifus are usually attractive, and are ones "best girl" . Real life waifus are what weebs call their girlfriends/platonic lovers.

Omg Kirigakure is my waifu!

Waifu by howtobesad101 October 5, 2019

gods waiting room 

(n.) old people section of ft. lauderdale. AKA Tamarac.

all the damn cotton heads from gods waiting room drive too slow

gods waiting room by ViperTGB March 14, 2006

Wait, shit. 

You have just had an argument, or told a lie, and its very close to coming back to haunt you. This is the moment when you want to reply, but realise its too late.

This phrase can often follow:
*A stammering of non-linked words
*An "Oh no I mean"
*A deep breath
*It can also be said as the person is allready leaving/gone.

"Does my butt look big in this?"

"Your butt always looks big... oh no I mean, wait, shit."

Wait, shit. by fleshandblood August 7, 2009

wail 

To make an intensely high note on a guitar.

Nobody can out-wail Yngwie Malmsteen.

wail by Endril March 21, 2003