Insta-Veneer

The idealized representation of one's life, as represented on Instagram, that one wishes others to believe is true. Often supported by exaggerated accounts of social exploits, and generally accompanied by deliberately posed photographs, one's Instagram Veneer often masks a depressingly banal existence.

I got a peek behind Clarinda's Insta-Veneer yesterday. I don't know who the guy or the kids in her pictures are, because there was no trace of them in her tiny apartment on skid row.

by anonymous May 30, 2022

Blue Veined Meat Roll

Blue Veined Meat Roll is a penis.

I think Bob was trying to serve Becky the Blue Veined Meat Roll for dinner.

by Grandpa Norm March 17, 2023

Thin Veneer

A thin layer (veneer) of shit stuck to your penis after doing anal sex. Sometimes visible sometimes not. Sometimes odourless and sometimes not.

I fucked this hot girl in the ass last night. On the ride home I could defined tell she left a thin veneer on my dick

by anonymous July 29, 2024

Vancouver venereal party

When group of males get together and preform oral sex on a women infected with blue waffles

I invited my friends over for annual Vancouver venereal party it was finger licking good with molly blue waffles

by Meat D1c8 July 19, 2025

The Blue Veined Thumper

Ones Throbbing Penis

I awoke in the morning and the blue veined thumper was knockin'

by Redogg September 13, 2009

Swaybacked blue veined throbber

A throbbing and painfully erect penis throbbererection

Mindy is such a cock-tease. I went out with her last night and came home with a swaybacked blue veined throbber

by Elvis Wept June 10, 2018

Give me all your Venezuelan Bolivars

Literal: Telling someone to give them all of their Venezuelan Bolivars to you.

Common Definition: Something you say to someone else (usually someone you know) after you win a bet.

Friend 1: let's play blackjack, comrade.
Friend 2: OK?
Friend 1: Loser gives 10 yuan to the winner.
Friend 2: ok bro
(Friend 2 loses)
Friend 1: Yes! Let's Go! GIVE ME ALL YOUR VENEZUELAN BOLIVARS RIGHT NOW BUDDY BOI!!!

by Chess_Junta_with_a_BBC August 23, 2024