vaginaliciousness

Something that has great, awesome, or likeable qualities.

"Your hair has vaginaliciousness!"

by Madison Jones February 8, 2009

vaginalice

arthropods found around the cunt, often infestastions can lead to excessive itching, redness, scabs, and infection. Can be spread to the unsuspecting male when he uses her meat.

I didn't know that bitch had vaginalice when I used her meat. Now I need some pubic insecticide.

by sweetgy July 9, 2009

Vaginalke

Vaginalke -- When you wear a vagina like a yamulke, specifically when attending a bat/bar mitzah, bris or other **social engagement.

**Humping

"OOoOoOoooOOoooH FUCK yeah....I'm gonna wear your fucking VAGINA on the top of my head.

VAGINALKE STYLEEEEEEEEEE"

by Rabbi Scholmo McStuffencock October 17, 2009

vaginal applause

The Clap. Otherwise known as gonorrhea.

Shelly: It burns when I pee! I hate fucking vaginal applause.

Tina:...Vaginal applause?

Shelly:"The Clap" got too mainstream.

Tina: You're a fucking hipster, you know that right?

by Hgray May 31, 2011

Vaginal Stigmata

period; aunt Flo; monthly visitor

Christina Aguilera had a case of vaginal stigmata at the Etta James funeral

by AthePG February 28, 2012

vaginal cactus

A prickly vagina, like Austin's moms, that numbs and paralyzes the penis and nuts until it falls off and becomes Austin's moms dildo

All problems in the world lead back to Austin's moms vaginal cactus.

by Clutch crayons July 2, 2015

vaginal elephantitus

Very large vagina that does not have the normal shape of a regular vagina. May have to be identified by a professional. Someone with Vaginal elephantitus is more susceptible to having a very bad odor and or yeast infections due to the inability to clean the area very well being that its hard to determine where the opening may be as there will be many different crevices.

Vaginal Elephantitus is another name for very large and irregular shaped vagina, with no normal structure, and many crevices that may be mistaken for the vaginal opening. (Most likely will not have internal walls in this vagina)

by thatsjustnastyaf September 10, 2015