An energy vampire is an individual or a small group of like minded people who have the unique ability to suck the energy from the room.
Almost all people encounter energy vampires in their life but they are mistaken to be 'bitches' and 'dicks'.
Energy vampire numbers are often highest in the education system
Almost all people encounter energy vampires in their life but they are mistaken to be 'bitches' and 'dicks'.
Energy vampire numbers are often highest in the education system
Teacher 'stop talking and listen, listen good! You are all to stay behind after the bell so that we can catch up on the math work you all are failing'
student 1 'what a bitch!'
student 2 'my friend you are mistaken, mrs bellend is a textbook energy vampire
student 1 'what a bitch!'
student 2 'my friend you are mistaken, mrs bellend is a textbook energy vampire
by SamHman February 3, 2010
Get the Energy Vampire mug.Basically, a term by which insecure freaks describe various other people, as a way of explaining depression and anxiety caused by their own insecurities. Characteristics of people prone to identify psychic vampires are:
1. Goths and other freakish ass-clowns who dress in black and think that writing bad poetry makes them "deep".
2. Insecure manic depressives who think that they couldn't possibly be depressed because they are worthless gits, therefore it must be those pesky "psychic vampires" again.
1. Goths and other freakish ass-clowns who dress in black and think that writing bad poetry makes them "deep".
2. Insecure manic depressives who think that they couldn't possibly be depressed because they are worthless gits, therefore it must be those pesky "psychic vampires" again.
Person 1: Hey that guy is a real psychic vampire. I always feel drained and depressed when I'm around him.
Person 2: Perhaps it's time you got a life and stopped being a self-obsessed ass-goblin.
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Person 1: Help! The guy with me is a real psychic vampire!
Person 2: Hey, I didn't know you'd become a goth.
Person 1: Sure. Would you like to hear some bad poetry?
Person 2: Perhaps it's time you got a life and stopped being a self-obsessed ass-goblin.
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Person 1: Help! The guy with me is a real psychic vampire!
Person 2: Hey, I didn't know you'd become a goth.
Person 1: Sure. Would you like to hear some bad poetry?
by Big Bad Mark January 25, 2005
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