"Using The Bathroom"

the phrase you say when you're staying over someone's house for an extended period of time and you havn't masturbated in a while. So you go to the bathroom, lock the door. and masturbate.


Some users may say they're going to "Take A Shower" and get in the shower solely to pleasure themselves.

i was over my cousins house for a month, and every couple of days i'd be "using the bathroom" or go "take a shower" and relieve myself.

by Brandon Fur Teh Lulz February 14, 2009

Book Us In!

Phrase used before checking into a guesthouse or hotel.

A: "This hotel I'm at is well safe."
B: "Oh yeah? Book us in!"

by Kobe Chief December 27, 2007

US Team

The favorite to win all events in the Olympics, especially swimming.

Onvthe US Team for swimming, Lochte, Phelps, and the others took advantage of their being the favorite and won gold in the 4x200 in a time far better than the other countries.

by proamerican August 1, 2012

Used Condom

Someone as useful as a nothing

That one guy in our group is being a total used condom

by King Pigblox December 3, 2021

Use the Vorce

Using the sympathy generated from a recent divorce as a way of picking up guys or girls on rebound; either for the recipient or target.

NB: Especially effective in situations with friends called Luke

Jim: Go lay it on that girl over there
Luke: Im not sure im ready after my divorce.
Jim: Use the Vorce, Luke.

Jess: What about that cute guy over there?
Sera: I heard he just got divorced; what do you think?
Jess: Use the Vorce Sara, he'll be well up for it.

by Homak October 21, 2011

Among Us

THIS FUCKING GAME GIVES YOU A DISEASE CALLED THE MOCKINGBIRDS DISEASE, AND ITS NOT A GAME IT IS A HATING WEBSITE.
SYMPTOMS:
. AMONG US ADDICT
. ANNOYING OTHER PEOPLE WITH GIVING MEMES ABOUT IT
. MOST BULLSHIT DREADFUL GAME

Among Us
(GUY WITH MOCKINGBIRD'S DISEASE): yo * RED SUS *
(ANNOYED PEOPLE): STFU ASSHOLE
(ME): WTF BRO IT AINT FUNNY PLUS ITS BULLSHIT ANNOYING.

by RUNRUNRUNRUN April 1, 2021

sleep using

sleep using: taking drugs while asleep. Somnambul-using.

Since being prescribed Ambien, I have driven my car while asleep, made a snack while asleep and had a few episodes of sleep using. Once I even tried to snort some Xanax in my sleep.

by polljo October 12, 2009