"Using The Bathroom"

the phrase you say when you're staying over someone's house for an extended period of time and you havn't masturbated in a while. So you go to the bathroom, lock the door. and masturbate.


Some users may say they're going to "Take A Shower" and get in the shower solely to pleasure themselves.

i was over my cousins house for a month, and every couple of days i'd be "using the bathroom" or go "take a shower" and relieve myself.

by Brandon Fur Teh Lulz February 14, 2009

sleep using

sleep using: taking drugs while asleep. Somnambul-using.

Since being prescribed Ambien, I have driven my car while asleep, made a snack while asleep and had a few episodes of sleep using. Once I even tried to snort some Xanax in my sleep.

by polljo October 12, 2009

US Team

The favorite to win all events in the Olympics, especially swimming.

Onvthe US Team for swimming, Lochte, Phelps, and the others took advantage of their being the favorite and won gold in the 4x200 in a time far better than the other countries.

by proamerican August 1, 2012

Among Us

THIS FUCKING GAME GIVES YOU A DISEASE CALLED THE MOCKINGBIRDS DISEASE, AND ITS NOT A GAME IT IS A HATING WEBSITE.
SYMPTOMS:
. AMONG US ADDICT
. ANNOYING OTHER PEOPLE WITH GIVING MEMES ABOUT IT
. MOST BULLSHIT DREADFUL GAME

Among Us
(GUY WITH MOCKINGBIRD'S DISEASE): yo * RED SUS *
(ANNOYED PEOPLE): STFU ASSHOLE
(ME): WTF BRO IT AINT FUNNY PLUS ITS BULLSHIT ANNOYING.

by RUNRUNRUNRUN April 1, 2021

Book Us In!

Phrase used before checking into a guesthouse or hotel.

A: "This hotel I'm at is well safe."
B: "Oh yeah? Book us in!"

by Kobe Chief December 27, 2007

Used Condom

Someone as useful as a nothing

That one guy in our group is being a total used condom

by King Pigblox December 3, 2021

Among Us

Party game that was developed in 2018, playable on mobile and PC known for its player base having the communication skills and IQ of a 3 year old. Crewmates win by completing all their assigned tasks that have to be done around the space ship before the impostor(s) kill(s) everyone aboard.

Purple: *initiates emergency meeting*

Everyone: What happened?

Purple: I saw red vent

Red: cap

Everyone: *votes purple*

Among Us 101

by Pronouns: He/Bruh October 7, 2020