"Using The Bathroom"

the phrase you say when you're staying over someone's house for an extended period of time and you havn't masturbated in a while. So you go to the bathroom, lock the door. and masturbate.


Some users may say they're going to "Take A Shower" and get in the shower solely to pleasure themselves.
i was over my cousins house for a month, and every couple of days i'd be "using the bathroom" or go "take a shower" and relieve myself.
by Brandon Fur Teh Lulz February 14, 2009
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US Intelligence

Oxymoron.

Australian Slang for someone who has said, or done something stupid.
Person 1: "You can pick up Bluebottle jellyfish right?"
Person 2: "Sure, Maybe it'll cure your US Intelligence."
by CactusJackie January 05, 2019
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US Team

The favorite to win all events in the Olympics, especially swimming.
Onvthe US Team for swimming, Lochte, Phelps, and the others took advantage of their being the favorite and won gold in the 4x200 in a time far better than the other countries.
by proamerican August 01, 2012
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Book Us In!

Phrase used before checking into a guesthouse or hotel.
A: "This hotel I'm at is well safe."
B: "Oh yeah? Book us in!"
by Kobe Chief November 28, 2007
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Among Us

kill people and make your friends leave
Among Us:
Orange: yo purples kinda sus

Purple: wait how?? i was in electrical doing my tasks
Orange: no crewmate can stay alive alone in electrical..

Purple was An Impostor.
0 Impostor(s) remain.

Victory
by googiegaggie October 21, 2020
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Among Us

THIS FUCKING GAME GIVES YOU A DISEASE CALLED THE MOCKINGBIRDS DISEASE, AND ITS NOT A GAME IT IS A HATING WEBSITE.
SYMPTOMS:
. AMONG US ADDICT
. ANNOYING OTHER PEOPLE WITH GIVING MEMES ABOUT IT
. MOST BULLSHIT DREADFUL GAME
Among Us
(GUY WITH MOCKINGBIRD'S DISEASE): yo * RED SUS *
(ANNOYED PEOPLE): STFU ASSHOLE
(ME): WTF BRO IT AINT FUNNY PLUS ITS BULLSHIT ANNOYING.
by RUNRUNRUNRUN April 01, 2021
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Among us

Where friendships end, and lies start.
This game doesn't have anything to do with truth. Literally i played this for 3 hours and got imposter once. When i did i killed someone, vented, and reported the body. I started lying to protect myself but one random guy just randomly voting me. This game is fucking hard because you pretty much have a .1% to be imposter.

This game tells you to not believe what everybody says and if you catch the imposter than youre a damn good detective!
James: BRO i just got imposter in among us.
Jack: Damn bro! Thats cool. *Makes a emergency meeting*
James: BRO what the hell? i thought we were friends?
Jack: James vented and told me he was imposter.
James: Fuck you man rot in hell.
by dreamsyboy September 22, 2020
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