Twinkies are commonly known as the golden feces of Jesus Christ. According to Hostess, Twinkies used to be a tedious process. After Jesus rose from the dead however, Hostess had to take more drastic measures. Twinkies now-a-days come from cow manure, and are dipped in holy water to make it taste more "Jesus produced" then, the Twinkie is dipped in the famous batter that is commonly found on the outer shell of the pastry. The Twinkie is then shipped to your local shopping center, ready for you to buy, and eat. Yum!
by Forgeworld January 7, 2015
Get the Twinkiemug. When a woman forgets to take her tampon out so it's in there for 2 months.
Usually found while eating her out. You then pull it out, throw it and carry on.
Usually found while eating her out. You then pull it out, throw it and carry on.
Spanky: oh my god you really banged Leah? Dude, that things a wizard sleeve.
Casey: Man, it gets worse. Leah had a deep fried twinkie!
Spank: No fucking way!
Casey: Man, it gets worse. Leah had a deep fried twinkie!
Spank: No fucking way!
by Poondawg9 June 7, 2018
Get the Deep Fried Twinkiemug. A humorous description of a yellow school bus used to transport students to school in the United States.
by Joe G 3 January 18, 2025
Get the Twinkiemug. 
when one tries to stop or when something is blocking the urethra during ejaculation but it simply comes out harder and farther
by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014
Get the Busted twinkiemug. by wat is da dog doin February 20, 2023
Get the kinky twinkymug. Style of Roblox player that looks like they would be a plush toy; Often doesn't know how to do anything in a game.
by tacteams November 5, 2023
Get the Twinkiemug.