snappy turtle

When your girlfriend covers your neck/body with hickeys.

Damn bro, your girl definitely pulled a snappy turtle last night on you.

by CommyCorner December 22, 2014

Vertical Turtle

Sex position similar to spooning.

"Honey, I really enjoy doggy style."
"This isn't doggy style, this is the vertical turtle."

by Voodoo Shop Talk October 22, 2011

Dorm Turtle

A term used to describe a girl who has sex with multiple peolpe in one college dorm. Just like a turtle, once she is on her back it is near impossible to get her to her feet.

Emily was known as a dorm turtle after she hooked up with half the football team in her first semester of school.

by TheTurtleSlayer February 28, 2011

suicidal turtle

A turtle with suicidal thoughts and tendencies

I think my turtle is a suicidal turtle, he drank poison today.

by Please kill me i want to die October 21, 2017

Turtle Brimming

The act of filling a toilet bowl to the brim with feces, so it makes the shape of a turtle shell.

Dude I was turtle brimming the shit out of my mom's toilet so hard when I was home for Christmas.

by Turtle123Brim September 23, 2023

Dirty Turtle

When you find out through a strange series of events that you're actually a furry.

I took one look at that picture and now I'm a dirty turtle.

Or

I spent too long leveling a cat druid on WoW so now I'm a dirty turtle.

by Hepatetaa September 29, 2017

Bar turtle

A girl that hangs out at bars with an empty shell for me to hide my head in.

Damn man check out that girl over there." "Who, Jeanine? You don't want any of that bar turtle. Chris just hit it last week!

by Gote1311 November 13, 2010