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Turtle Shell

When you sit down and your balls are showing through your pants.
Guy 1: Dude! Did you see John's turtle shell in class today?
Guy 2: Yeah! It was so distracting I hardly got work done!
by Ferretballs907 March 29, 2015
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turtlegasm

most accurately defined as any excessive public display of uncontrolled excitement, expressed by wild shaking of head and limbs, inappropriate gyrations of the hips and irregular severe pelvic thrusting motions when in the presence of, talking about or even simply considering the thought of turtles.

Most people in the throes of a turtlegasm are also very likely to drool uncontrollably with eyes rolled back into the head while making loud gutteral gagging noises with mouth agape all the while utterly oblivious to their immediate surroundings except for any turtles that may be in close proximity. Victims of turtlegasm may also attempt to pull out their own hair, grope themselves and/or others, and inexplicably punch their genetalia.

Turtles that happen to be present while a turtlegasm is taking place have been known to be licked wildly about the head and shell and, depending on size, placed inside the front of one's pants. Newly hatched turtles are at risk of considerable harm in cases such as these although there is no malice intended.

A truly authentic turtlegasm is rare and difficult to document, although the first public turtlegasm is thought to have taken place somewhere along the southern Texas coast during a mass hatching of a clutch of critically endangered Kemp's Ridley sea turtles.
"Marcie is so in love with turtles that every time she sees something that even resembles a turtle it sends her into a turtlegasm frenzy."
by El Panadero August 7, 2012
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Frighten turtle syndrome

The act of the male penis retreating back into the pelvis area causing it to look like the head a Frighten turtle Also known as FTS
That water was damn cold I now have Frighten turtle syndrome (FTS)
by Wooha5062 April 26, 2010
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toss the turtle

The act of tossing a person's salad while that person is turtle heading.
I started tossing her salad, then it turned into a toss the turtle.
by Mister Everclear December 14, 2010
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Turtle Head

When a piece a shit comes very slightly out of your ass then goes back in, resembling a turtle poking its' head out of its' shell.
Bro! When that cop tased me I swear I got a little turtle head!
by currybomb July 29, 2010
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Turtle Walk

The Turtle Walk is the awkward shuffle one makes as they move from the toilet (pre-wipe) to reach a distant object or move to a new location.
My iPod was sitting on the bed, so I had to turtle walk from the toilet.
by TheMysteriousB October 25, 2011
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Yeet yeet turtle wurtle

When you see a turtleyeet yeet turtle wurtle!”
(In a park and you see a turtle) YEET YEET TURTLE WURTLE OVER THERE DADDY!
by Yeet yeet piggy wiggy November 16, 2017
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