Don't forget to bring a towel
by Chr15 July 28, 2006
A filthy article that has never been washed but which Pork Scotch uses to dry dishes. Normal people don't go near it apart from when they use it to kill spiders or to wipe up gunk from the kitchen floor.
Flondibulus: Bog roll's finished, is there any more?
Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.
Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.
by Benny Twadge May 19, 2009
Something much more than a "random saying"
Used as common slang among reefers
Made popular first heard by Towlie episode 8 season 5
Used as common slang among reefers
Made popular first heard by Towlie episode 8 season 5
by towlie:D October 21, 2009
The appropriate reaction to a hotel service when they serve meat and run the air-conditioning yet are concerned for the environment and thus expect you to 'please reuse your towels'.
by Magnanimity May 08, 2016
a technique involving covering ones hands in feces and then proceeding to face paint your partner with it.
by Vexillum April 26, 2011
by Barry McCockinnerass December 13, 2020