The REAL armpit of Ontario.
No, not keswick.
Toronto smells like a mixture of second hand smoke and homeless men.
It's full of "bloods" and "crips" and many other various "gangsters".
There are many stands selling hot dogs and other mystery meats from un-sanitary little tents on the street. There are also many hobo's attacking you with tim horton's cups asking for money.
No, not keswick.
Toronto smells like a mixture of second hand smoke and homeless men.
It's full of "bloods" and "crips" and many other various "gangsters".
There are many stands selling hot dogs and other mystery meats from un-sanitary little tents on the street. There are also many hobo's attacking you with tim horton's cups asking for money.
by Kortneii March 22, 2009
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A post-secondary institution in Toronto where people go to get a piece of paper that is supposed to earn them a tiny bit of prestige.
Pros: Some nice architecture, pretty flexible due dates (in the humanities at least), central location, profs usually know what they're talking about, huge ass libraries.
Cons: Some ugly-as-shit buildings, elitist/bitchy classmates (who also come with a hint of classism), nonexistent social scene.
Neutral: Profs mark a bit harder compared to other institutions, but with loose due dates it doesn't actually make a difference.
Pros: Some nice architecture, pretty flexible due dates (in the humanities at least), central location, profs usually know what they're talking about, huge ass libraries.
Cons: Some ugly-as-shit buildings, elitist/bitchy classmates (who also come with a hint of classism), nonexistent social scene.
Neutral: Profs mark a bit harder compared to other institutions, but with loose due dates it doesn't actually make a difference.
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StudentA: Where are you going next year?
StudentB: I'm going to the University of Toronto! So prestigious, eh?
StudentA: Well, I'm going to "insert Ivy League here", so suck it.
StudentB: T.T
StudentA: Where are you going next year?
StudentB: I'm going to the University of Toronto! So prestigious, eh?
StudentA: Well, I'm going to "insert Ivy League here", so suck it.
StudentB: T.T
by uni-corn November 25, 2011
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People are chill and definetly the nicest that you will ever meet.
Compared to all the other cities in north america escpecially in the states Toronto has hardly any crime at all.
All you have to know is what areas to avoid.
I'm sure montreal and vancouver have small amounts of crime too!
The public transit is sick bro!
You never need to own a car.
And you hardly need to be out in the cold weather because they have a huge underground tunnel system that includes stores,resturants and other bussinesses.
It is north americas best kept secret.
With a bomb ass night life.
Lets not have americans move to toronto and fuck it up please.
This place is chilll as fuck and if you don't like toronto.
Its probably cause your pissed that you don't live here.
People are chill and definetly the nicest that you will ever meet.
Compared to all the other cities in north america escpecially in the states Toronto has hardly any crime at all.
All you have to know is what areas to avoid.
I'm sure montreal and vancouver have small amounts of crime too!
The public transit is sick bro!
You never need to own a car.
And you hardly need to be out in the cold weather because they have a huge underground tunnel system that includes stores,resturants and other bussinesses.
It is north americas best kept secret.
With a bomb ass night life.
Lets not have americans move to toronto and fuck it up please.
This place is chilll as fuck and if you don't like toronto.
Its probably cause your pissed that you don't live here.
I've moved around all over the states and north america.
Staying in many cities
but NONE of them are as awesome as toronto!
Staying in many cities
but NONE of them are as awesome as toronto!
by Jackielyn! September 27, 2009
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by Erik E August 31, 2006
Get the toronto trim mug.A Toronto-specific word, as in when Torontonians stand around idly on their porches, sidewalks, tiny lawns, etc. and eyeball others who may not be like them, and when a non-Torontonian is suspected, squint their beady eyes and scrunch their weasel noses and point and open their mouths to utter an inaudible to humans scream – to alert other lurky Torontonians that someone unlike them is near; similar to the Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
I was passing through Riverdale last week when I noticed several lurky Torontonians staring at me, and when I paused, they all pointed and opened their mouths to utter some kind of weird noise.
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