whipping toots

When your masochistic Twitter sub purposely misbehaves in order to be punished. And you tweet a gif of whipping or other sort of punishment in order to pretend that you are angry.

That Toots keeps on egging me on with silly tweets, so I was busy all morning whipping toots.

by Rootsthatclutch January 27, 2022

rats toss bag

To display such an insignificant amount of care as to what someone says or thinks about you, that it could literally fit inside a rats scrotum

I couldn’t give a rats toss bag whether he thought I could coach, or anybody thought I could coach. Or could play, I don’t care. (AFL Legend and ex St Kilda coach Malcolm Blight expressing his disdain for former StKilda President Rod Butterss)

by Billyboysnapper August 12, 2023

The Leno Sauce Toss

The act of making sweet lovin to yo girl in doggy style, then allowing your friend to take your place. A little while later you proceed to push your friend out the way and give her the sauce. You then tell her a string of horrible jokes about how hot it is in NYC.

Keshan-"Yo shlomo take my place.''
Shlomo-"Sure thing buddy!''
(5 minutes later)
Keshan-"Outta the way Shlomo I'm tossin the sauce!''
Shlomo-"Oi"
Shavanti-"Wass you doin Keshan???!!?!"
Keshan-"Today, it was so warm in NYC,...(Sauce is tossed)...Joan Rivers' face melted!"
And thats the Leno Sauce Toss

by Aimsusha Budmunsha August 19, 2011

I've got the toots

(Phrase)- when you ate some meats and can't stop tooting. The toots have no specific cure

"Not again! Gosh darn it I ate too many roast beefs, and now I've got the toots! Anybody got a cure?"

by meatyluvers April 4, 2016

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

Let them tools talk

To pull out a gun and shoot at someone. Or, you could say "im fienna make them tools talk", and refers to going to shoot to kill, or shoot.

"I dont fight, i just let them tools talk"
"why would you want to do that when you can make the tools talk"

by RBRP September 6, 2018

Suck my tootsie roll

A better way of saying suck my dick Can be used aggressively or sexually.

Her: I’m on my period

You: Just suck my tootsie roll before you go

Or

Him: You ugly af
You: suck my tootsie roll

by Suckmytootsieroll April 27, 2020