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Todd

Somebody’s who loves an old cock block! Too insecure about there own non-existent sex life so interrupt overs! Also loves a porky bum wank.
Charlie: I got todded last night
Oliwia: what do you mean?
Charlie: There was a todd at the end of my bed disrupting my sex with neil😡
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A euphemism for the insurance/railroad/utility/vacuum cleaner conglomerate Berkshire Hathaway.

Ted and Todd are Ted Weschler and Todd Combs, portfolio managers at Berkshire. Used especially to refer to Berkshire in the future, after Ted and Todd assume all duties from their predecessors Warren Buffet and Charlie Munger.
Then again, Sir. Martin (terrifyingly) said that he thought Ted and Todd's excellent adventure might turn out more like Loews after dad retired...
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Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jackson's Successor For L-Pop

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chef todd

Do not touch this mother fuckers beard, flat top, or cooking knives or he will delete your face with his lit cigar.
He grabbed my buddies knife and went to the flat top then got done dirty chef todd style.
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Todd Howard's height

A hotly debated subject amongst online height enthusiasts for more than a decade now, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard's truthful height has been difficult to precisely ascertain due to the sheer number of Todd Howard's tall tales brought on by his self-evident Napoleon complex deluxe and his manletism-induced proclivity for wearing a wide variety of Todd Howard's high heels in a laughably futile attempt at concealing his eternal status as a diminutively dwarfed runt of a girlishly gnomish sissy manlet boy who would be the belle of the ball in a women's prison. In what is perhaps the most egregiously blatant example of manlet mathematics and guy height in the history of humanity, Tiny Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard hilariously had the childish audacity to publicly declare his height to be 6ft2! Clearly this is complete and utter manlet cope because Todd "Stacked Heels" Howard's actual height is 5ft5. The same height as a 13-year-old girl.
Penny: Lol, did you see the photo of Little Napoleon Howard shamefully standing on his tiptoes at the 2015 Fallout 4 launch event? Veronika: Absolutely mortifying! What's Todd Howard's height? Penny: Tiny Todd stands small at 5ft5 - what a petite, little manlet boy he is! Veronika: Just brutal. Short people got no reason. Penny: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024
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Tyler Quinn-Todd

The realest mf around, Tyler is that one loyal Asian friend that is fire at video games and slings mad dick. Tyler is a legend.
Yo look at my nigga Tyler Quinn-Todd wrestle that polar bear while banging that model!
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