Totally Waffles

A phrase used to describe something so incredible that there are no other words worthy of describing it.
by Ryan Keefe August 19, 2007
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penis waffle

An absolutely frustrating person that does not rise to the level of a beating or actual profanity. A term of annoyance or disgust.
That guy ran the light on me, what a penis waffle.
by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 08, 2006
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Cock Waffled

The result of placing one's male genitalia (the phallic portion) into a heated waffle iron.
When Taylor accidentally cock waffled himself, he let out an agonized screech and ended up with a criss-cross pattern on his penis for the rest of his life.
by Lady Awesome Pantalones February 24, 2008
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Tart Waffle

1) Someone who is fake, and often a gossip spreader."Coated" in lies and fake smiles.

2) Someone who farts like a belgian
1)Lisa may seem nice, but underneath those buffed pink nails, and platinum blonde extensions, she's a tart waffle through and through.

2)They're serving chili today in the cafeteria, god help us that it doesn't smell like a room full of tart waffles.
by Ryan Welsh December 06, 2005
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Blue Waffle

It appears to be an STI/STD on and in the vaginal region. This disease/infection is fictional and overly exaggerated vaginal infection (vaginitis). Images of the disease popped up on the internet on 03/18/10. The image created false concerns and misled people on the subject of vaginitis. No medical professional has provided proof for the existence of this disease/infection. The images of the disease have not yet been hosted by any medical site (legitimate). The individuals who allegedly had this ailment have not come out publicly. Which means the images were fabricated in photoshop. The images mislead uninformed, young, and naive members of the population; causing some to be too scared to engage in sexual activity. If you're 30+ and believe in this hoax...tie your tubes or get your self snipped.

The actual condition (vaginitis) causes; excessive itching, inflammation abnormal discharge, a burning sensation in the vulva. A women gets infected with vaginitis due to stress, poor diet, douching, unprotected sex, spermicidal lubricant, insufficient lubrication during intercourse, using unsanitary/unclean instruments for masturbation, or switching sexual partners within a twelve month period. This condition usually clears on its own, but antibiotics can be obtained to control the bacterial growth. It does not lead to anything resembling the fabled 'blue waffle'.
John: "Oh shit did you hear?!"
Andrea: "What?"
John: "Suzie has blue waffle! She's a total slut!"
Andrea: "Or you're an idiot... She had vaginitis from douching you stupid twat. And besides it doesn't exist in any LEGIT medical publication."
John: "How would you know?!"
Andrea: "I actually graduated med school."
by Someone who has degrees... November 28, 2010
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hot waffle

Taking a dump on your girlfriends chest (a cleveland steamer) and immediatly smacking the poo pile with a tennis or badmitten raquet.
I'm glad Sally left her tennis raquet by the bed... I was able to turn a boring cleveland steamer into a hot waffle. It was great!
by toregon January 05, 2011
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blue waffle

a waffle that is blue
Joe:"hey those waffles are blue"
Frank:"yes they are"
Joe:"i guess we could call them blue waffles"
by electric bananna symphony December 04, 2010
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