Chasing squirrels

The lack or inability to have any attention span whatsoever.

I bet little Billy learned nothing in today's school lesson, boy looked as if he was chasing squirrels the whole time.

by christian luyando March 15, 2019

squirrel diet

A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.

If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.

by raytownskater September 29, 2014

Dirty Squirrel

when fucking a chick(missionary preferably), insert your balls(nuts) into the chicks ass.

Can be done easier if is a warm night/day and chick recently just took it in the ass.

After railing jill in the ass i laid her down and gave her the dirty squirrel.

by J-with March 29, 2008

drinkin' squirrels

Verb: To place one or more hits of Ecstasy (MDMA) into one's own drink, usually bottled. not to be confused with a slip.

"me and my boys were drinkin' squirrels last night, we got all thizzed out."

by J-radikal June 17, 2007

material squirrel

When a squirrel is materialistic.

I´m a ✨material squirrel.✨

by oikawaissuperior April 24, 2022

Dirt Squirrel

A person who conducts themselves in a trashy manner. Could be a hygiene issue or a behavior issue. Crosses all ethnicities.

A dirt squirrel is a guy who wears loose tank tops with either beer advertisement or Nascar on it. Someone who might put Kool-Aid in a baby bottle. One who swears at their kids in public(for Gods sake have the decency to do that in private). A person who doesn't flush the toilet then not wash their hands in a public restroom. See people of Walmart.com

by mredh1979 December 8, 2011

shit a squirrel

v. To take a huge crap or litterally shit a squirrel

"Man, i woke up this morning and I shit a squirrel"
"Umm, i think i ate your chocolate squirrel"

by LoveTheLamp April 6, 2007