towing the pope

Reaching around and Jerking off from behind solo while wearing a pope hat and holding a crucifix.

I like to towing the pope in the shower so it feels like I’m in the pope mobile behind the bullet proof glass.

by Pope Bend-a-dick December 1, 2017

popeful

Feeling hopeful at the prospect of a new Pope.

Stay popeful! The conclave will end at some point and there will be a new Pope.

by NeologianPJG April 27, 2025

poke-the-pope

a sex term. It is Pronounced just like it looks. To "poke the pope" is to have sexual intercourse with a large or fat man. how the term came about is unknown.

She's going to poke-the-pope tomorrow over at her friend's party, despite what she may have said.

by Mr. raindrop July 2, 2009

D. Pope

A faggot who fails mostly everybody in his class. And cant get bitches. He has no hairline and is 87 years old

Boy1 dont listen to him hes a d. pope

by muhballsitch666 May 16, 2019

Pope

A chad

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pope is a chad
But you are a virgin

by Skinnymister February 8, 2021

anger the Pope

verb: (to) rebel against authority, whether its against the government, your parents (if you are a minor and living at your parents) or against your boss/supervisor at work or other people who have some kind of authority over you.

mother: Daniel, go do your homework instead of playing Minecraft, like watching porn, and bumble-stumbling at either Anna's house or the mall. I as your mother, by default, take away your privilege of being able to anger the Pope. Got that?

by Sexydimma June 28, 2012

Pope

the leader of child molesters

did you hear about the new pope
yeah he looks like a creep

by the insomniac0065 March 9, 2022