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Brooklyn Subway manouver

The Brooklyn subway manouver is a method of instantly killing yourself publicly.

It is performed by

Entering a subway in Brooklyn, whilst the train starts to move , you must quickly remove all of your clothes and bend over onto the floor of the moving vehicle. You are killed instantly.

It is one of the most humane methods of passing and it is considered humane amongst most ethic groups.

This is not recommended to those who do not wish to pass away.
Did you hear about the guy who died recently?

Yeah, I heard he committed the Brooklyn subway manouver.

Really? At least his passing was graceful.
by Canadian newcomer October 25, 2017
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Brooklyn Bang Bang

While giving back shots, grab a package of pop rocks, dust the pussy with them. Before the wetness reacts to the pop rocks, spread the cheeks, and with pop rocks in your mouth, drop a glob on her ass hole. Allow the crackle to caress your dick and give her the wildest orgasm she’s ever experienced. Pop that pussy has a whole new meaning.
“I gotta go to the store, we are doing the Brooklyn Bang Bang tonight”
by Sickfuckers September 24, 2022
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Brooklyn College (Academy)

A "school" where the population is 95% black and 5% white, but somehow everyone gets along. Its kind of like an experiment where they mix weird substances and see if they work, and they do. I hate this school though. It suckssssssssss. No football team. A few oversized mofo's on a basketball team that sucks.
When my friend asked me what school i go to, I told him Brooklyn College (academy), and i had to give him a 30 minute speech because he never heard of the school.
by Garibald December 21, 2008
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Basis independent Brooklyn

Either rich kids from park slope or racist Jews from Brighton beach. 1/4 of the students supports trump, but all the teachers are liberals. Location is incentive because while being a block from the projects they don’t offer scholarships or financial aid!
Oh you go to basis independent Brooklyn? That must suck lol
by Lanasb1tch_1234 November 18, 2020
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Brooklyn Bank Account

The act of wearing every piece of jewelry you own when going out.
Jim just robbed his auntie, jewelry box. He just opened up a Brooklyn Bank Account.
by Johnny B Gude November 1, 2021
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Brooklyn T. Guy

by jshsjsbHehgwhzv July 12, 2021
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Brooklyn water bagel

Whem you take a dump, and your shit makes a circle at the bottom of the bowl.
Dude, I left you a fresh brooklyn water bagel in the bathroom.
by destroyer386 September 12, 2016
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