Shittin Tickets

Phrase that will soon replace “toilet paper”

“Hey man, you got any spare shittin tickets?”
“Yeah I’ll throw em over”

by I’m Retartoad March 8, 2019

Shit ticketing

When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.

I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.

by Tapsize June 12, 2018

french parking ticket

1) when you're making out with someone and they keep their mouth to closed to slip your tongue in.
2) when you go to slip your tongue in while making out and your partner bites or just closes their mouth to keep you out.

I was making out with Sabrina when all of a sudden she gave me a french parking ticket!

by MattsRight August 19, 2013

fun ticket

a one hundred dollar bill

Bryan and John this is Rooster, I threw that transvestite an extra fun ticket to let me suck her cock after she fucked me in the ass!

by Steve-M July 30, 2008

Punch Your Ticket

to commit suicide by shooting yourself in the head.

don't Punch Your Ticket tonight bro

by coolpotatoe724 April 21, 2025

biscuit ticket

Food stamps/ebt card

Friend 1: Man I'm hungry as a mfer.

Friend 2: me too I got my old lady's biscuit ticket lets go to piqqly wiqqly

by whitedevil666 May 17, 2016

O-ticket

The ticket you thought was to Ontario, Canada that actually took you to Ontario, California. (Or any other such mix-up).

I meant to go to Disney World, but guess I bought a an O-ticket to Disneyland instead

by Tweedle Dee September 18, 2012