Meal ticket

A wealthy rich man, who is usually used by a younger more attractive woman

The only reason that 25 year old model is dating that ass ugly 50 year old lawyer is because he’s her meal ticket

by Bernie Lomax May 7, 2019

buffalo tickler

This is when you eat buffalo wings and don't properly wash your hands. Then you finger a woman's vagina, and inadvertantly cause her crotch to feel like it's on fire.

After having a plate of suicide wings at the pub, I came home and gave my woman a buffalo tickler! She was pissed!

by Captain Adventure September 25, 2006

ticket

cost of a million dollars

"Yo this joint cost me a ticket"

by Money May 13, 2005

tucker out

(1)To give up after 2/3 completion.
(2)To abandon your teammates in the middle of a project.

"We need to finish this project before tomorrow; you can't tucker out on us."

by FD Sizzle December 9, 2008

Ticketmaster Convenience Charge

the money you give to someone (e.g., Ticketmaster), which they use to clean you up after they rape you in the ass.

The tickets were only $25, but I had to give them another $20 for something called a "Ticketmaster Convenience Charge."

by mind the gap October 14, 2011

dick tickler

Slang for a person's fingers.

Tom and Ben work in an industrial setting.
Ben: Which rivets need to be removed?
Tom: Run your dick ticklers along the surface... the ones that aren't flush need to be done again.

by Ben354 June 23, 2007

dick tickler

A tongue piercing.

I just got a new dick tickler done at Joe's piercing and bait shop!

by sw June 17, 2003