Imploding toad

Is a significant other who uses pregnancy as an excuse for EVERYTHING...to include

* being rude, mean and abusive to all she comes in contact with
*blocks you on facebook everyother day
* break up with you every 10 minutes...then somehow making it your fault
*pregnancy is the cause of all actions, none of said actions were caused by her
*soul eater
*causes FLASHBACKS to middle and high school
*headaches
*nausea
*anxiety
* ........

RX:
RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK

You need to dump that girl who is no good for your health, she is an imploding toad.

by Sunshinegrl July 13, 2017

Toad-tonguing

Whan a man uses his hand (usually pointer and middle fingers) to intentionally and directionally fling his cock from one side of his leg to another, then back again, instantaneously

Sam:"Have you ever tried toad-tonguing a Dorito straight outta the bag bruh"?
Jacob"Yeah, just never had enough shlonk on my crank to be able to pull it"

by anonymous October 15, 2023

Frog-toad loophole

When you’re not on the same page with someone

That’s not right, I think this is a frog-toad loophole

by Frog-toad August 29, 2022

Toad

Person who maintains poor effort at doing things, person that gets a lot of food or some other thing. Often used to describe person who does a lot of drugs.

“See that Jacob guy? What a massive toad!”
“I just smoked dmt on acid. I’m such a toad!”
“That burger was so toady”

by RayyyyyL December 24, 2021

Toad Knuckled

When a fat girl releases a fine mist of feces in a person or persons face.

“Todd got toad knuckled last weekend and now has pink eye.”

by Mr. Fish November 14, 2022

hoax toad

a tranny that pretends to be a woman and lures men into his disgusting love shack, only for the men to realize later that they have just been cheated into bein a homo.

dude, that chick over there is a hoax toad. he tried that on me a couple weeks ago and i punched him in the nose....he beat my ass afterwards tho....hey man....*puts hand on freind's shoulder*

by gizzyg June 14, 2010

steamy toad

spicy hamburger

ahhh a steamy toad.

by lol hahahahahahahha March 23, 2017