This thing can literally fix anything! It could have probably stopped the Titanic from sinking, too bad Alan Swift wasn't alive.. unless 🤔
Person 1: Dude I got some flex tape and it can fix anything!
Person 2: No way! Can it fix my life?
Person 1: I'm afraid not...
Person 2: Dang it.
Person 2: No way! Can it fix my life?
Person 1: I'm afraid not...
Person 2: Dang it.
by Apersonthathasnothingbettertod April 12, 2020

Hym "Don't be a tape worm! Join Jordan Peterson's 'Hustler's Academy'- Er, I mean, Andrew Tate's -Mikhaila Academy-- Er, I mean, join him in his coalition to silence and mind control dissidents so you can steal their shit and use it to shit out more of yourself."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

An adjective for a man that gets lots of chicks. Derives from a man with such a large penis that he has to tape it to his leg before he goes out.
by gogojuke June 18, 2017

by Taping flags October 4, 2017

A high level of being fucked; especially used when you feel surrounded or stuck to whatever is screwing you over.
Dude, I forgot my history binder at school; I have a quiz and an essay due tomorrow. I am so fuct-taped.
by Jordan K-M October 29, 2009

A cassette tape that is left in an old-school tape recorder, so that when someone needs to fart, they press the record button right before they fart, fart into the microphone, and then press stop after the fart is completed. When the fart tape is played back, it is a compilation of multiple, various farts that have been recorded over time. The more people who contribute to the fart tape, the better.
by electricalparade June 6, 2024

by The 68 July 18, 2024
