westminster student union

Super cool student-led organization at Westminster College. Dedicated to memes, free food, community building, free food, holding admin accountable, and free food. Did we mention free food? ‘Cause we have free food.

Dude 1: Yo, you going to the Westminster Student Union meeting tonight?
Dude 2: Yeah, man, they have free food at all the meetings.

by Uniontingz February 26, 2020

student

Known for still going to have screen time limits imposed by parents until college graduation, people known with this slang term "students" typically have to study harder* to eventually experience their screen time limits being revoked by their parents. They usually still live with their parents whilst in college; they also have once had delayed pubertal stage (which as a bonus, also makes them look as young as secondary students for longer periods of time). But at least, they have higher "drive" to study college textbooks in order to eventually be able to graduate* from college.

*compared to their peers with on-time pubertal stage

As a 'student', I still have to deal with my parents' screen time limits, but at least I can hit the books harder and enjoy looking younger than my peers for a bit longer!

by Emotional Cruiser November 8, 2025

Annoying student

Students who literally develop a joke at the LATEST TIME EVER.

P1: Hello, how are you ?

P2: OMG SUS AMONG US BALLS SUSSY BAKA EREN YEAGER DOWN IN OHIO ICE SPICE

P1: Oml.. it's an Annoying student

by screaming monkey March 19, 2023

Studentism

(n) Stoo-den-ti-zem
Bias or prejudice against children and teens with good grades in school and/or in college.
Hatred, violence, or bullying of nerds just because they are very smart, studious, and have good grades.

(n) Studentist. (Stoo-den-tist)
A person that bullies or dislikes nerds and studious kids. One who acts a certain way to nerds just because they are they act a certain way.

Practicing studentism and being a studentist is bad. Don't judge people by their grades in school or how much time they spend on schoolwork in comparison to other things.

by #Studious March 23, 2022

Student

Person that's doomed to attend university for next 4-6 years, also has been doomed to experience pain, suffering, sadness, depression, laziness, helplessness, loneliness, tiredness all at the same time(list is not full). After person becomes a student, he starts to miss childhood. Facts about that species: they sleep 2-4 hours a day, their digestive system has adapted to energy drinks and junk food like cow is adapted to grass, it's their only meals.

But there's 2nd type of that species that has nothing in common, it's Student with girl- boyfriend.

- Congratulations, you become a student!

- I don't think it's the thing, I want to be congratulated with.

by Student4 February 7, 2021

Straight-A student

Something you will never be if you play Genshin Impact for 17 hours a day
If you are one then congrats I guess 👏 it is very very very very very very hard.

fat basement gamer: i love genshin impact and pretending to be an e-girl saying uwu every 17 seconds
Straight-A student: You will never get a job.
guy with at least 1 braincell: I agree.

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 25, 2025

Student Fight

It is when 2 students get involved in a fight and probably end without teeth

-Brooooo, 2 guys got in a Student Fight and one spat a tooth!-
-Really!-
-Yeah, dude, I have the teeth right here!-

by Peta Hater 06 May 13, 2019