Instead of dropping the soap in prison you suck your cellmate off in hopes he doesn't drop the soap in ya booty
by John Hetlinger December 5, 2018
Get the Eating the Soap mug.It is the war of two different soap brands merging with eventual unification at the realizations of being bar soap cousins.
Unlike Vulcan soap, Romulan Vulcan soap leads to a better overall soap; each lending their own advantages.
by Creonmahoney March 4, 2015
Get the romulan vulcan soap mug.A commonly consumed and widely popular confectionary. Soap has been described as having a "buttery smooth texture" and a "oddly bitter, but fragrant and pleasantly fruity taste".
Steve: Hey Jake, how many bars of soap did you have today?
Jake: Oh, at least 5. They're so good!
Steve: Me too bro!
Jake: Oh, at least 5. They're so good!
Steve: Me too bro!
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Get the Soap mug.Speed soap is a foamy spray soap that you spray on in the shower, for a quick shower.
Speed soap is also quick because it's hair and shaving friendly should you choose to use it for those.
If you are in a super hurry and you happen to be without shaving cream, shampoo, face soap, or hair conditioner, speed soap can fill in just fine. You won't notice any difference. Plus, speed soap is actual soap, not Sodium lauryl sulfate and other un-natural detergents that strip skin, not simply clean it like a real soap.
Hot Mess is the only brand of speed soap that I know of. It's for women. Their slogan says it's for women who want to do more. I can vouch for that!
Speed soap is also quick because it's hair and shaving friendly should you choose to use it for those.
If you are in a super hurry and you happen to be without shaving cream, shampoo, face soap, or hair conditioner, speed soap can fill in just fine. You won't notice any difference. Plus, speed soap is actual soap, not Sodium lauryl sulfate and other un-natural detergents that strip skin, not simply clean it like a real soap.
Hot Mess is the only brand of speed soap that I know of. It's for women. Their slogan says it's for women who want to do more. I can vouch for that!
Get in the shower, get wet, spray the speed soap on your body once, rub it in, rinse it off, and go.
by QuickShowerSherrie August 26, 2013
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Get the Dare Soap mug.The stuff that is used to cleanse your body. Soap cleanses the deep untouched crevasses of your body that are dirty. Some people say soap is unnecessary, but it is if you want to have any relationships at all. Without soap the world would be an awful place with B. O. and everyday life would constantly be ripe.
Tyrone: Man did you use soap? Because you my friend are ripe.
Sally: No, I did not soap is useless.
Tyrone: FALSE!!!!
Sally: No, I did not soap is useless.
Tyrone: FALSE!!!!
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