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Michael

Like the line in that song by Nicki Minaj. This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles-
by Misty Kerns February 3, 2015
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Michael

A fat fucking cunt that likes dick in his mouth and ass. Sometimes his dad has bad war memories and Michael needs to fuck his dad to make him feel better. He sucks the most cocks out of the whole school. He only talk to special little kids
Omg Michael pls suck my dick

I already I'm 😉
by I just fucked your bitch February 27, 2017
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Michael

The most fuckiest person in the world. is terrible in bed. small dick. has no self asteem. dumps girls for no fucking reason. ugly short stock of broccoli. lovees alexis emilys and anas. likes three sums. Fucks himself at. good friend
A: "hey michael, what are you doing tonight?"
M: "fucking my self, three sum
by youdeserveitbitch. April 17, 2010
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Michael

The kid at the party that nobody wants to talk to or be around. You also dont know why he is here or who invited him. Most likely wears sweatshirts for all seasons. Person that pisses everywhere when he's drunk.
Someone: "Its 90 degrees, why does that kid have a sweatshirt on?" Other Guy: "Oh Thats A Michael." Someone: "Im sorry to hear that."

Someone: "Man who is that kid over there in the corner, he is michaeling this party pretty bad." Other Guy: "Dude you better check your fridge."

Someone: "Hey you see that kid over there, he just Michaeled your fridge." Host:".........Fuck"
by An angry boy August 3, 2011
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Michael

Weirdest person on the planet and steals peoples phones!!!
Michael stole my phone!
by cool kid 1237684806504 December 28, 2011
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michael

"That guy right there, is a total Michael"
"Oh so he's a cunt"
by randoguy June 12, 2016
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Michael

Gayyy he will fucking suck ya dick for free
"No michael stay away from my dick"
You cant suck it for nothing
by Shellyukwhodisis January 22, 2018
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