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Flash Drunk

When, from a sober state, you consume a large amount of alcohol (preferably liquor) in a very brief amount of time. By doing so, you go from completely sober to instantaneously drunk, bypassing the 'buzzed' stage of alcohol consumption.
I just got here, the game starts in 20 minutes, and I'm not paying $8 for a beer. Better get flash drunk. Hand me that Jack Daniels.
by Cpt. Jack Awesome December 12, 2013
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Flash Grenade

When a Female squirts into a Male's mouth, then the male quickly spits it onto the Female's face, giving her a grenade-like splatter all over her.
We had an amazing time at the party last night! Some girl and I had sex, and I ended up giving her an unexpected Flash Grenade.
by The Dichter December 8, 2015
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Final Flash

To be final flashed is to be completely and utterly REKT. A metaphor referring to Vegetas ultimate attack, which basically decimates everything it touches in a broad, staight beam.
*after pwning in a gaming session*
Winner: told you I would final flash your ass
Loser: *cries and questions their existence*
by GreyWarden47 April 3, 2019
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flash handy

The fastest handy ever! The hand job equivalent to knocking off a "quickie".
Guy:"Damn girl, I'm horny as fuck!"
Girl:"My mom will be back soon- only have time for a flash handy."
by HeroHandy May 7, 2019
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Reverse Flash

A Reverse Flash is when you're pushing out a fat shit turd but midway your butthole clenches and it make the turd go in reverse.
Dale: "So yesterday i was so constipated that I had a reverse flash."

Ted: "Did it feel like getting anal?"

Dale: "Fuck you Ted."
by BrownBearr November 17, 2017
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Gone in a flash

When you go to flash casino with a fat paycheck and walk out with jack shit.
"Yo you got paid right Laurence?"
"Yeah but I went casino"
"How much you lose?"
"Well 300 Got Jack'd and the other 200 was gone in a flash"
by 420manting May 22, 2016
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flash face

When someone takes a picture of themselves in a mirror, the flash blurs out their face, resulting in flash face.
Did you see the pic she posted? Almost couldn't see who she was, there was so much flash face. Total fail.
by LanguageEvolves June 26, 2012
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