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"Using The Bathroom"

the phrase you say when you're staying over someone's house for an extended period of time and you havn't masturbated in a while. So you go to the bathroom, lock the door. and masturbate.


Some users may say they're going to "Take A Shower" and get in the shower solely to pleasure themselves.
i was over my cousins house for a month, and every couple of days i'd be "using the bathroom" or go "take a shower" and relieve myself.
by Brandon Fur Teh Lulz February 14, 2009
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sleep using

sleep using: taking drugs while asleep. Somnambul-using.
Since being prescribed Ambien, I have driven my car while asleep, made a snack while asleep and had a few episodes of sleep using. Once I even tried to snort some Xanax in my sleep.
by polljo October 12, 2009
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us uns

"us," similar to "you uns" (you folks, yaw'll) Appalachian
"you uns gonna visit us uns on Sunday?"
by WillieC February 16, 2008
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Book Us In!

Phrase used before checking into a guesthouse or hotel.
A: "This hotel I'm at is well safe."
B: "Oh yeah? Book us in!"
by Kobe Chief December 27, 2007
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US Intelligence

Oxymoron.

Australian Slang for someone who has said, or done something stupid.
Person 1: "You can pick up Bluebottle jellyfish right?"
Person 2: "Sure, Maybe it'll cure your US Intelligence."
by CactusJackie January 4, 2019
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US Government

Originally set up as a Republic, The Constitution FOR the United States of America defined a system of checks and balances among three legal bodies: Executive, Legislative, and Judicial. Upon signing the Reconstruction Act, Feb 21st of 1871, a consensus of Judiciary arts degree holding criminals undermined the will of the people by creating a corporation named The United States. That resulted in a dramatic change in title of the founding document. No longer was it a gift to the people, now the title reads "The Constitution OF the United States" (no America), the property of said corporation. Other words were redefined by the esquires, such as citizen to mean chattle/property of state, or even people could be defined as members of the US incorporated. As with any defeated government, the Union sent Ivy league carpetbaggers and secured plenty of scallywags to control state legislatures. Having lived N of M&D, they relied on social segregation as an easy means to power, passing legislation to divide and conquer the population by race. Slowly but surely, a system of compulsory education was put into place, and boys were taught by men what their future responsibilities would be, and how to deal with them. The politicians started using the Astrozorian ceremony of marriage, as another means to create a state sanctioned protected class.
Once men had a legal means of pacifying their 'human nature', the natural act of sex outside of marriage became a crime against society, eventually carrying punishments beyond capital murder. This was a strong motivator for men to leave the compulsory education system, as white knights will believe anything to justify their job/social position. Meanwhile, Marxism started a foothold in subverting the ethics of the Humanities. The same people in the US government who passed segregation, were the same to politically benefit from desegregation.
by Reality bites back March 6, 2019
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Reverse Using

When a girl claims you've used her for your own sexual benefit. When in actual fact she used reverse psychology on your dumb ass.

The fact you were on top her during the sexual act, does not mean you haven't been used.
She tricked me into fucking her from behind, then claimed I used her! The horror! Reverse Using!
by happythatsme April 24, 2017
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