Two Baillys

When you try to game a broken system, but the broken system screws you over. Because it's broken.

Fuck FPL man, I was trying to get two Baillys and all it did was give me one injured Ben Davies.

by secretboy78 August 18, 2018

two at a urinal

when two men are trying to get with the same girl, so much so that they flirt and hit on her at the same time simultaneously.

Did you see Francisco and Fred hanging over Megan? It looked like two roaches fighting over a piece of bread. Yeah, man, that was definitely two at a urinal.

by BKAJSQNS March 3, 2011

two-tabber

When you just have to have one more drink but you have already paid the tab....

I'm feeling rough today...last night was a two-tabber.

by techfisher78 December 12, 2013

two-valued

When the only outcome is either true or false. Uses to describe a logic.

"Is that a boy?", this is a two-valued logic since the only outcome is true or false.

by FesterTY December 27, 2018

Two-Shitter

A Two-Shitter is someone who constantly one ups you on everything you say or do, usually being dishonest just to make themselves feel better or belittle you.

Name comes from the small example, "I took one shit, he took two shits"

"Man, Bob has been such a two-shitter lately. I can't say anything without him trying to prove he's better"

by KillTheJoy February 6, 2019

Two hang

Two hang describes a meeting of just two friends. As with a "group hang", it is a casual meeting and not a date.

Taylor: "Did Crystal and Tom go on a date last night?"
Sarah: "No, it was just a two hang."

by zoobiscuitz October 3, 2010

Two Scoops

When two people have multiple orgasms. Usually having to be scooped out afterwards.

Can also be used for more than two, ie three four five even six scoops.

That was crazy, I just finished again, looks like you got Two Scoops.

Damn we've been at it for hours looks like we had Four Scoops.

by Two Scoops and more May 4, 2022