Shank the wank

The act of trying to repeatedly trying to stab another mans penis and balls, while in the process yelling "shank the wank!"

"Ouuch!" "What happened logan?" "Seth just shanked my wank!" Shank the wank

by AkooDaKillerToy December 13, 2017

pod shank

The process of sharing music between iPods by loading songs from one iPod onto a computer and then loading the songs onto another iPod.

Brooke is going to pod shank from her friend Cory so she can put music from his iPod onto hers.

by Chi-town CPAs September 27, 2006

Charlie Shanks

Has a massive forehead and loves to finger his own arsehole while watching hardcore porn with his nan.

Have you seen Charlie Shanks over there.

by Nr shlong along June 16, 2020

Taint shank

The act of stabing someone in the taint. A violent soloution to any problem. Should be executed by doing a forward tactical roll and then an upward thrust in to your opponents taint with a sharp object.

Omg Jason just took that guy out with a taint shank.

by jenksk9 May 17, 2017

Shanks for the laughs

Say this when someone gets stabbed on a comedy show with a comedy laugh track. A pun for "thanks for the laughs"

A: We got shanked so hard
B: Shanks for the laughs everyone
A: Shanks for watching

by Furry Balls July 9, 2021

chip-shank

When you're eating some corn chips, usually thin pointy ones, and while chewing you get stabbed usually in the roof of your mouth.

Oww! I just got fucken chip-shanked by these nachos! I think i'm bleeding!

by mondomoon28 October 31, 2011

shank nose

a person with a nose which is shaped like a knife. u better watch out, they are very dangerous. they normally go by the name of Keval. they rep the badman end of sai school.

woah, dont fuck with him, he has a shank nose.

by kck badman April 23, 2009