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National beat the living shit out a ginger day 

On the 24th of September it’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day on this day you get to beat the living shit out of one ginger and only one pick wisely
It’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day let’s go beat up the ginger twat

the best shit ever

Used to describe something amazing, usually something new to the person describing it.
Jay: Dude, cone-ing is the best shit ever!
Mark: You say that about everything when you first find out about it.
the best shit ever by Seo Jay January 4, 2012

The Super Shit Stroker 

Step 1: Starting performing intercourse with a woman in the missionary position
Step 2: Slowly turn her on her side while continuing to thrust
Step 3: Sneak a fist in to her rectal cavity
Step 4: Pleasure yourself through the wall separating the rectum and vagina
Tommy forgot to clip his fingernails before doing the Super Shit Stroker.

The Wetback Shit 

The wetback shit is the act of taking a shit and sneezing. The sneeze propels your shit out of your the anus at a higher than average rate. As the shit licks the surface of the water, it causes a large ammount of water to discharge from inside the bowl into your anus thus resulting in a wetback shit.
Man 1: Last night i was looking to take a peaceful shit. I brought my magazine in with me as usual. Suddenly I had an urge to sneeze. I had been prairie dogging it for a good four hours previous to this. As i sneezed, the shit propelled out of my anus and i received The Wetback Shit.

Man 2: Gross.

shit the pool

to royally fuck up; to do something so messed up that fixing things is unforseeable
Sorry about the picture message of my dick that I sent to your Mom-it was supposed to go to your sister. I totally shit the pool on that one.
shit the pool by dundunidun December 27, 2011

don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit 

a term used to tell somebody not to sweat the small stuff and get laid instead.
calm down man, don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit.