Roger Rooster

A self pleasuring position that erupted in the late 1980's in the town of Rouleau, Saskatchewan where Mr. Roger Flender grew up. Roger, among other extra curricular activities, had a fetish for roosters. He grew so attached to the animal that he wanted to further his love by mimicking their style for pleasure. The position has 4 steps: (Note, this will only work for males)

1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.

2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.

3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.

4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.

* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
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by Gilbert Brandon May 27, 2011
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Rooster-fish

Your sister is a fucking Rooster-fish!
by MissE76 July 21, 2015
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Rooster Fish

Rooster fish is another term for calling some one a cock sucker or dick sucker.
by Chuck Daniel October 05, 2022
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Rooster fish

Look at that faggot he is a true rooster fish!
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Rooster fish

"HE'S SUCH A ROOSTER FISH , I CAN TELL"
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rooster smashed

the state of which one is completely high and intoxicated. typically said in southern US.
Earl, I done got the stuff, let's get rooster smashed.
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Rooster cock Scott

When a older gentleman (rooster cock scott) Attracts the attention of 2 or more younger females ( hens) in a workplace environment. The older gentleman does what he can to keep up to the pace of the females.
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