Richard Fold

A man with a folding penis. A dick-folder.

Richard Fold was about to get it in, but then his dick just folded.

by atrose June 13, 2011

Dan Richards

A dan Richards is a creature of curiousity. You would find such a creature around comic book shops, behind an old dirty porno shop, inside antique shops, outside glass windows of curves, or reading poems in the meadows. He loves reading/writing sappy poetry about his sad life. If you see him around a computer it is usually a funny sight. he will be either looking up anime porn, dating line services, ED info, game cheats for playstation 2, and his favorite cartoons in a adult film. he types like he has never seen a computer before. if you stand behind him when he is typing it looks like Big foot just got caught masterbating. Never look at dan richards in the eyes because he will get into his usual pissy patty rage. he will then proccede to push babys to the ground.

Did you see that Dan Richards the other day... He ate that baby in one bite.

by Jizten April 23, 2009

Richard-Simmons

a evil Fitness freak that shoots lazers out of his nipples

OMG its richard-simmons! run away *Screaming in horror*

by PieMast3r August 28, 2009

Hayden Richards

He is the sweetest, cutest, and most respectful countryman that you'll ever meet. He will listen to all of your problems and love you for who you are, there is no changing his mind. When he wants something he will get it no matter how long it takes. He is also the most loyalist boyfriend anyone could ever have. He is very loveable and kind. Never let him go, you will understand how much he really means to you once you lose him so I suggest don't.

Hayden Richards is someone who is worth waiting for.

by jack078 December 8, 2020

Richard Nixon'ing

When you get so drunk that you turn into Richard Nixon when you have to deny wrongdoing, and affirm that you are not a crook, usually whilst throwing up peace signs.

Gregg was Richard Nixon'ing hardcore last night, he went into the gas station and stole a soda and yelled at the cashier, "I am not a crook!" as he threw up two peace signs.

by likechandlerfromfriends November 15, 2017

RICHARD WELD

a weld that has too much penetration, undercut, distortion, scatch start mess, and overall birdshit everywhere.

if the weld meets all of these parameters it is considered a "richard weld"

i cant believe greg has been welding for 20 years and still has "richard welds"

whos 'richard weld' is that?

'how are we going to fix that richard weld'

by welda October 8, 2019

Richard Richardson

Penis

His Richard Richardson was nice

by Dollo ballo April 17, 2023