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Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
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Ranch Salad

When you ejaculate on your partners asshole and then eat out their asshole.
"Hey baby, my shitbox needs some ranch salad "
by kushinman April 23, 2016
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Ranch hand special

A girl that hangs out in rural bars trying to either pick up dudes or get drunk on some poor guys dollar. She's a predator.
Hey man, you better be careful. That girl is a real ranch hand special.
by BasketCase307 August 12, 2018
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double of ranch

Double entendre of 'Dab of Ranch' terminology. Refers to the British Columbia government. Inspired by the Major Lazer song 'Know No Better'. The BC Government is renowned for corruption and incompetence.

Liberals are formed by entitled far right wing retirees that identifying with high net worth while being low net worth. Leadership is comprised of freemasons of lower intelligence. Dr Crusty Clark and Drk Gurdass Campbell are recent. No enlightened leadership since WAC Bennett. This party collaborates with the freemasons, mafia, ethnic interests that are easily duped, and entitled retirees on fixed income pensions. The freemasons consistently engage in economic corruption for personal gain. It is customary for these them to be within zero degrees of separation with drug dealers, bikers, and police through the cult. Deep within the mountains of the Okanagan Valley, there exists an Illuminati that rigs the election from West Kelowna. Similar to the Nazi uprising in Austria.

NDP party has a fiscal policy that is Not Directly Proportional to reality. These guys and gals smoke ganja, unionize, grow pony tails, and empty the provincial coffers via fiscal munchies. Able to swing the vote via disenfranchised underemployed (basically 80% of immigrants in BC) labour.

BC is run by Vancouver. Hong Kong runs Vancouver. The Triads, with the People's Liberation Army, run Hong Kong. So BC is run by the world's most dangerous and well organized terrorist organization with govt support.
I saw Gordon Campbell at Kelowna Airport the other day. Double of ranch he was upgrading to a BMW at Budget rental car before heading to the lodge.
by realist the December 4, 2017
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Ranch Retard

Someone who is commonly found with a good amount of ranch on their person.
Damn Bella, you're a ranch retard
by ranchretardation March 16, 2024
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ranch ranch

Form of drug where Jolly Ranchers are laced with LSD or Acid. Typically made by college students and used at raves.
That girl got fucked up on ranch ranch last night!
by Poopdollar May 15, 2014
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Ranch it down

The act of using an immense amount of ranch to make your food taste better and/or less spicy.
"Damn baby your chicken is too spicy, maybe you should ranch it down."
by hungryhippos May 31, 2015
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