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A Portland pie

When a street urchin smashes out all the windows of your car coating the interior with broken glass/“pie crust” then drops a

duece/“pie filling” all over the inside of your vehicle and leaves it to bake in the sun.
I went in the store for 15 minutes and when i came out someone had turned my ford escape into a Portland pie.
by Feral fecal photos August 30, 2023
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pie five

a celebratory hand slapping gesture between two persons given horizontally as opposed the vertical high five. Rarely do the thumbs meet, so technically a pie four but still called a pie five for the sake of simplicity. In math, the high five and the pie five are related. The end nodes of the high five are all vertical (29, 47, 77) while the "pie" numbers are neatly tucked inside the high five and are aligned horizontally. They are 33, 42, 54 and 69; the difference between them is 9, 12 and 15, a Pythagorean Triple. The word "pie" in this definition stands for "Pythagorean". Pie also has a connotation of meaning "random" or "different" and is implied in this definition since the pie five is basically an alternate way of doing a high five. Frequently used in the context of successfully arranging a date with someone nice - "a sweetie pie".
Two good friends meet. "I just asked the hottest girl in school out and she said, 'Yes.'" "You @sshole... pie five!" (Horizontal hand slap.)
by tgifrydei December 27, 2014
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Brownie Pie

An anal creampie, i.e., the results of ejaculating in the anus after anal intercourse.
I'd love to give Coco a brownie pie, but Ice-T might cut my balls off.
by utorr March 31, 2011
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pie out

I was going to meet Liam for dinner, but he pied out on me.
I'm too tired to go anywhere. I am going to have to pie out and go home.
by Cookieknits March 13, 2013
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poke the pie

Where an individual (male/female) inserts, either purposely or accidentally, a part of their body into someone elses fanny.
Mell accidentally poked Jess's pie.....

Noooooooo don't poke the pie
by Victor lololol December 25, 2007
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Sweetest Pie

One who refers to their "hoo-hah" as being sweet.
You have one of the sweetest pies I've ever tasted!
by Saucy Pilot March 28, 2022
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Pie Fucking

"I went into John's room last night. And there he was, just pie fucking an apple pie. It was disgusting."
by 3nn December 16, 2008
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