LETTUCE

A green dithered thing that screams at you and possibly drops disks along with that.

"Dude, this green thing just screamed at me and threw some disks on the ground."
"That was probably a LETTUCE."

by bmv/one August 12, 2020

street lettuce

when a person prolapses their anus and another person throws-up onto/into the prolapsed anus. After doing so they bite the vomit covered anus like a head of lettuce

"yeah I gave here a good head of street lettuce last night"
"that is actually disgusting dude"

by Glasflaska August 13, 2019

lettuce in the head

Someone who is getting too self confident and showing off

Someone when assumes a higher rank and becomes so full of oneself

Ever since she got that new car she grew lettuce in the head

Ever since he applied to the new job he has lettuce in the head

This guy is too arrogant and has lettuce in the head

by Darth Xenon 222 August 18, 2024

Lettuce Man

when your a extreme vegetarian, and all you do is eat vegetables, and shit broccoli as well.

It wont be the mushy broccoli with doo doo stuff, its a full clean, already harvest broccoli out of your anus.

hey man, you want a lettuce man on your face,or what. Because i want one.

by The master of bucket in water October 12, 2016

Burger King foot lettuce

Delicious frickn lettuce made by yours truly feet

I like 68 Good rapper

Oh wow that’s good Burger King foot lettuce

by Fat Asian69eatspoop February 9, 2021

International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day

In Azerbaijan culture, it's become the norm to relocate any Greens (especially lettuce) that are being grown on December 22nd.

Mark: "Why are you taking so long to get ready?"
Ryan: "I'm preparing for International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day."

by azerbaijani realist November 29, 2023

lettucing

tally hall

joe hawley: "lettucing lettucing lettucing lettucing lettucing lettucing"

by jacktheclown February 17, 2024