Mud Hopper

A Mud Hopper is the same as a Mud Cricket but she is beautiful and plus size.

A Mud Cricket is to skinny for me, I need a Mud Hopper.

by Mud Hopper September 16, 2019

Space hopper Metallica Tits

This tuna loving gnome known as the Sunderland leg humper will do anything for a latest squeeze.

Loves banging tins of tuna right up a fat snatch so far the bitch would taste it. John west has nothing on him.

This randy little trout sniffer often found in Arizona Sunderland sporting a Metallica t-shirt, sweat dripping from those dank pits.

Women from far and wide hunt him for his ginger locks

Space hopper Metallica tits says “oooh hitting town tonight, meet at the back of Arizona bitch”

“I’d say let’s get a kebab on route home but al make u a tuna bake slag”

by Cum Dumps October 4, 2019

Homie hopper

Someone who sleeps with one friend to the other to the other.

She’s slept with every guy in the hood she’ll forever be known as the homie hopper!

by Eva Eireen Landress October 11, 2019

Homie Hopper

A person that jumps from one person to another that are both friends.

1: Dude you know Kat?
2: Yeah?
1: She’s a homie hopper bro...

by sef29 April 14, 2018

Homie hopper

Girls that hop from one homie to the other in a short amount of time.

Yeo you see julianna over there?

Yeah dude isn’t she a homie hopper?!

by Yourmomsdad January 6, 2020

Homie hopper

Imagine a girl right, shes gotta take 5 pills a day just to keep her hair from falling out, and by senior year shes gonna have herpes from kissing every guy on the swim team, and she have lots of “guy friends” and she says she only likes you, until u find out shes telling other guys there cute behind ur back, Should’ve left when i had the chance ☠️, Congratulations u just ruined ur reputation maddy, uve now been promoted to HOMIE HOPPER 🥳🥳

Nigga tells me“ Dude shes a Homie hopper bro ” my dumbass said “no she aint,she’ll stop", Nigga said “dump her ass bro” my unintelligent ass said “ i cant”. (A week later) My homie tells me “ dude maddy called me cute” my Forgiveful ass askes maddy if its true, she says i don’t remember. My stupid ass forgives her( a week later) she wants to kiss, my retarted ass kisses her (Gets herpes), (an hour later maddy says “i dont think we can be friends anymore” my sped ass askes why maddy says “ i wanna be alone ig”( one day later ) my homie tells me “ dude maddy told me she likes me” My dumb, unintelligent, forgivefull, retarted, spedASS wasted 30 minutes making this - Hi maddy 👋

by Dumbass Nigga January 11, 2020

Homie hopper

Hopping from homie to homie on the daily, getting a new boyfriend every week, talking to a new boy every week

That girl is a homie hopper because she keeps talking to a new boy every week

by Thehomieishot January 21, 2020