A government colonoscopy is when you arrange for the ATF, the IRS, and unemployment to investigate your abusive ex, since you couldn't get him arrested for abuse, hopefully he will be arrested for tax fraud or illegally owning a firearm or abusing unemployment during COVID.
Did you ever get Killian to stop stalking you?
I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.
I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
A group for the most elite and unintelligent people of the world
This shit-show is typically directed and produced by large corporations
This group also controls the United States and does not do so very effectively
They are often split further into 2 main groups, the morons and the dumb-asses
No on likes the members of this group yet everyone seems to keep willingly giving them power
This shit-show is typically directed and produced by large corporations
This group also controls the United States and does not do so very effectively
They are often split further into 2 main groups, the morons and the dumb-asses
No on likes the members of this group yet everyone seems to keep willingly giving them power
by DrywallEater January 04, 2025
by Jimothy Slaps January 19, 2022
Executive Government is submitted by Muse Dictionary in Bored Zone I am fine with the blood of Jesus and the rest of the week and I will be there at the same time I don't have a car 🚗
by Muse Dictionary May 02, 2022
Government cheese is MONEY that comes directly from the government.
The Cheese Heads of Green Buy aren’t crazy about cheese they are crazy about Government Money.
The Government does not make cheese. There is no Gov cheese factory making blocks of cheese. Thats gross.
The Cheese Heads of Green Buy aren’t crazy about cheese they are crazy about Government Money.
The Government does not make cheese. There is no Gov cheese factory making blocks of cheese. Thats gross.
Rich idiot: “Let’s make up dinosaur’s and then ask for Government Cheese to give us Money to research them”. Or “let’s create movies with Serial Killers in them then ask for Government Cheese to research the problem”. Or “buy more Government cheese with Chinas Money”.
by Brian schwisow January 22, 2023
Hym "Using Vietnam war government gaslighting to silence a dissident and try to convince me to... What? Murder children? Not murder children? Who ARE these fucking psychologist working for you? You know that shit isn't going to get me to think differently, right? Let me ask you something: do you understand the difference between overt and covert? It's not going to make me surrender. I'm not going to stop. If you wanted me to stop or surrender the money would be in a bank account that I and I alone have access to and I would have already sent that money on antibiotics assuming that what you are doing doesn't obstruct my ability to receive care. Which I don't. I don't assume that. I haven't spent any money. And I would be getting for my contributions. Which means when I watch Rick and Morty, MY NAME scrolls across the screen when the credits roll. When people talk about AI MY NAME would be brought up in relationship why I works now when it didn't before. Those 2 things are THE ONLY things that will end this. And it's hard to call that surrender."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2025
Celebrating Christmas under government restrictions. This also implies that the government is making the people poor so Christmas is not as fun. This can also include other holidays, commonly interchangeable with the desired holiday or occasion or simply used to refer to the Winter season.
Gee. I hope our kids never have to go through another Government Christmas next year. Damn, we broke.
by Klueade December 22, 2020