Forked Tongue Twang

Fork Tongued Twang. (FOWRed TUng tWANG) A Forked Tongue Twang is a dialect of American English language that was first popularized by defense attorneys during the O. J. Trial and is in popular use in the United States specifically by legal and law enforcement personnel . Recently this flowery dialect has caught on in Washington D. C. and is in usee by elected officials, such as Congressmen and in the Senate . It is characterized by gransiose verbage , sensationalism , and blatant character assassination disguised as personal character , charisma and charm.

The Mayor peppers his speech liberally with that Forked Tongue Twang , so no one believes a word he says and he lost the election .

by Lcherry June 10, 2025

Salad Forking

A kissing cousin of the sexual term “forking.” It refers to the act of penetrating a female from behind while spooning. In this particular instance, the female in question is a vegetarian, vegan, or some other person with a plant-based dietary restriction.

Hey man, how did your date with Agatha go last night?

Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!

Sweet! I think. Wait, what?

by FloridaPuffBoy February 8, 2024

Fork

A person who is a faggot.

Did you see Valentina? She's such a fork.

by JDSNigger November 24, 2011

left handed fork

If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.

You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.

by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 10, 2019

Fork Knife

This is for the nerds who like fortnite just a little too much.If you bring this up your a big NERD.Spread it

I love Role-playing on fortnite we could eat at The Durr Burger or Even Fork Knife.

by J+K forever October 31, 2019

get forked

University of Washington common term equivalent to “get fucked”

That dude get forked!

by anonymous February 25, 2021

Piss Fork

When you pee, but there’s still cum in your urethra, so the piss splits into 6 streams

“Jimmy, why are your pants wet?”
“My dick did a piss fork.”

by d0gl0g November 23, 2019