Sperm farmer

One who farms or collects semen in a very homosexual way.

When Andrew got a few beers in him, he became a real sperm farmer and he always yielded a large harvest.

by PTSD greg March 23, 2011

Corn Farmer

One who eats or picks corn from a gay mans asshole usaully with his teeth or for the Yuppie gay w/ a small salad fork

I bet those 2 gays are Corn Farmers

by Round Bee Head January 11, 2011

Hair Farmer

a guy who spends more than half the day messing with his hair. Also a guy who has long hair and uses his hand for a comb during the day.

Girl: Come on, lets go or we will miss the movie.
Dude: hold on. Im doing my hair.
Girl: God, your such a hair farmer!

by Flamin Orphans April 14, 2009

jack farmer

a drunk farmer who's never gotten laid. and will die a virgin

you're such a jack farmer.
JACK FARMER SHUT UP!

by Jocelyn God Almighty November 25, 2007

ass farmer

one who cultivates the seeds of life on another's ass fields.

peter north has a side profession as an ass farmer.

by d00dsk8 February 21, 2009

Tard Farmer

A person who continually rediates retardedness from themselves; cultivating large quantities of retarded statements, actions, and thoughts.

Dude, you tard farmer, stop talking. You are killing my brain cells.

by Ptown kid April 7, 2008

worm farmer

Someone or something that is dead. - RC Oden

He's no longer alive, he's a worm farmer.

by David JonesTTU February 11, 2006