cracker crust poptart

a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.

dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?

yea Eminem is one.

by assgiggles December 10, 2011

Flaky pie crust

Someone who likes to talk about everyone else but not deal with there own problems

Yo she a flaky pie crust

by Whitepickuptruck November 27, 2019

Storm Crust

Residue and debris left from a storm that may have passed. Could consist of dirty windows, debris, dusty doors, damaged outerwear etc.

My windshield was so dirty with storm crust, that I thought I saw a buffalo running across the road!

by Breezy Webster February 20, 2019

Crusted

Antonym for bussin. Crusted means bad or not as good as expected experience or object.

That party last night was crusted. My moms dinner was straight crusted af.

by Crusted.creator August 11, 2021

Crust king

Someone who is actually normal and lets it crust after dropping a deuce. Basicallly, they NEVER wipe. sure it starts to itch and it builds up over time, leaving stains on your u derweat, but thats just proof that you're a crust king.

Person 1: Yo, are you a Crust King or a Wiping Weirdo?

Person 2: A Crust King, duh.

by BigMamaBS July 24, 2025

Crustness

The leftover crust from cheescake from Bakers Square, Extra thick graham cracker crust on cheescake

My Cheescake had massive crustness on the bottom of my cheescake.

by Jimmy and Emali July 28, 2011

belly crust

the crust formed inside the stomach when mold inside of your stomach reacts with your stomach fluids. scientifically known as belingus crustacean

jimmy "hey, did you hear mark got belly crust?"
timmy "omg.... thats so sad, i hope he recovers"

by globlinn February 10, 2024