Annoying student

Students who literally develop a joke at the LATEST TIME EVER.

P1: Hello, how are you ?

P2: OMG SUS AMONG US BALLS SUSSY BAKA EREN YEAGER DOWN IN OHIO ICE SPICE

P1: Oml.. it's an Annoying student

by screaming monkey March 19, 2023

Students

Don't have to pay.

Hym "Obviously. Students don't have to pay. But the rest of you better run them wallets... I didn't masterbate yet... If you were wondering. That's not what I've been doing... I will though... Eventually... Still alive too..."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2024

Algebra Student

A derogatory term used against people with slower brain development. People who are called algebra students are most likely slower in the brain or just “dumb”. If you are still in algebra today you are one of the very small minority of people still doing it.

Look at Adrian over there he’s such an algebra student.

by AdrianTakesAlgebra June 1, 2021

student

Known for still going to have screen time limits imposed by parents until college graduation, people known with this slang term "students" typically have to study harder* to eventually experience their screen time limits being revoked by their parents. They usually still live with their parents whilst in college; they also have once had delayed pubertal stage (which as a bonus, also makes them look as young as secondary students for longer periods of time). But at least, they have higher "drive" to study college textbooks in order to eventually be able to graduate* from college.

*compared to their peers with on-time pubertal stage

As a 'student', I still have to deal with my parents' screen time limits, but at least I can hit the books harder and enjoy looking younger than my peers for a bit longer!

by Emotional Cruiser November 8, 2025

Studentness

It is the rate of of how much someone can be an actual student in school

His studentness is off the charts! He seems like he's such a dilligent student

by Danieljohn012 May 27, 2018

Straight-A student

Something you will never be if you play Genshin Impact for 17 hours a day
If you are one then congrats I guess 👏 it is very very very very very very hard.

fat basement gamer: i love genshin impact and pretending to be an e-girl saying uwu every 17 seconds
Straight-A student: You will never get a job.
guy with at least 1 braincell: I agree.

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 25, 2025

Student Shock-Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.

“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly

by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018