In the Boston metropolitan region, many commuters ride the MBTA commuter rail. These trains often have a single bathroom stall, in which a bowl resides over a tank filled with a fetid blue fluid that is presumably designed to mask the stench of it's content. One may often look down and see a mixture of blue liquid with turds, toilet paper wads and used tampons floating around. Should one be unfortunate enough to have to use this facility, the user must beware. Because the bowl is positioned at least 3 feet from the surface of this toxic soup, splash back is inevitable. Toilet water is bad enough, but having your ass splashed by the blue stuff is referred to as the "Blue Lick". May also be encountered in portapotty's.
Tom: Man I gotta take a shit so bad I'm gonna go in my pants.
Fred: You might want to just go in your pants...
Tom: Fuckit I'm using the bathroom.
Fred: Good luck.
Tom waddles back with a disgusted look on his face.
Fred: What's wrong?
Tom: I got the blue lick! And there was no toilet paper! It's soaking through my underwear!
Fred: You might want to just go in your pants...
Tom: Fuckit I'm using the bathroom.
Fred: Good luck.
Tom waddles back with a disgusted look on his face.
Fred: What's wrong?
Tom: I got the blue lick! And there was no toilet paper! It's soaking through my underwear!
by Dyssolve January 5, 2013
Get the Blue Lickmug. by Metal in my mouth November 27, 2007
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Get the Licked and Dickedmug. A devious lick is a trend that started on TikTok, when people steal items from their schools.
It has caused many expulsions at various schools across Europe and USA.
It has caused many expulsions at various schools across Europe and USA.
Person 1: "I'm about to hit an absolutely devious lick."
Person 2: " Bro, don't do it, you will get caught."
Person 1: "Don't worry bro, I just need to record it for a TikTok."
Person 2: " Bro, don't do it, you will get caught."
Person 1: "Don't worry bro, I just need to record it for a TikTok."
by Twerkulator September 20, 2021
Get the Devious Lickmug. a word used by Mr Burns toward Smithers in the Simpsons,a subordinate with little credibility if any,a puppet on a string
Monty Burns; Youre nothing more than my lick-spittle Smithers,youre word is worthless you lickspittle,watch me make this lick-spittle dance like a puppet
by MasterSofTrancE April 9, 2006
Get the lick-spittlemug. When a guy has some food trapped in his beard and someone else (guy or gal) fishes it out with their tongue.
Jerry finished the last of the cheese bombs, but fortunately some of the sauce got caught in his beard and I got a taste, Portuguese Lick style.
by 7ftPhil November 19, 2019
Get the portuguese lickmug.