Jake

A guy who acts like he likes you but he ends up dating one of your best friends and he is a fuckboy with a 4 inch dick and he always makes you his 2 choice he asks for nudes like a thousand times

Jake is such a fuckboy

by Weedislife420 December 19, 2018

Jake

Annoying ass bitch

Jake is annoying

by Jake bitch November 5, 2017

Jake

A small goon with a over the top jelled hair cut pretty sure he lives in a bin and always loves his mums blowjobs and bed time story’s

Jake a name of a person with usually a birth defect

by Big wubbie February 4, 2019

Jake

A very aggressive boy who wants to shove his inverted tic tax of a dick up the hottest girls. Very good at games, bad at sex (my uncle told me)

Please don’t jake me

by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020

Jake

Jake is a guy who plays video games all day. Which isnt bad until he cant get up so he craps his pants and he has no other way to clean it up. So, he eats it. Thats why his breathe smells like crap.

All the girls: I would never date Jake!
Gay people: Me too!

by TheUglyFish December 7, 2019

Jake

The “god” at everything. The best at sex and the og fortnite pro,also does a lot of stupid shit 24/7

I wanna be jake.

by Jake.69 November 26, 2018

Jakes

A gang related term used to describe the law enforcement force

Yo Ronnie those jakes are creepin

by Yxng_meme_lord March 24, 2019