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the zain test

The Zain Test, locally originated in Durban, South Africa in the early 2000's by a group of school kids. Named after one of the guys in the group. It is the test of fidelity and loyalty of a guy's female partner.

Traditionally, a guy would ask another guy (The Zain of his friends), ie: the most charming or persuasive and successful in seducing women, to test his Girlfriend to see how faithful she is to said guy.

It has evolved since then and can also be a test to measure the promiscuity of a woman.
Lets give Angela The Zain Test
by CatStevensEvens March 8, 2017
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Railed by a test

To be dicked by a test achicharra makes you feel as if you failed it
Damn I got railed by a test in math
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Sexturing test

The turing test as it relates to sex robots and sex aids. If the robot can pass the turing test, it is technically considered cheating. If it cannot, you are Scott free.
My wife caught me with a fleshlight. I told her it doesn't pass the Sexturing test!

...she divorced me anyway.
by RadAF September 20, 2019
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alpha test

Testing a site, or game before it is released
Me: Did you hear? im alpha testing this game!
Friend: Omg no way, no fair that you get to test that game
by blocksterr April 11, 2017
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P.N.C. test

Post Nut Clarity test: To make a decision; especially one regarding sex or romance after reaching orgasm, Using enhanced thinking skills and lack of horny bias to make a decision.
Before figuring out if hewanted to go out with Sarah or Jessica. Brian performed a P.N.C. test where he concluded that even though Sarah is hotter, Jessica has a lot more potential for a long-term relationship.
by TheBlackestRaven April 24, 2023
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paperclip test

A way of testing if either your motherboard or a component or your PSU works or not.
1) Bend a paper clip into a straight "U" shape
2) Find the 20/24 pin cable, it is normally the largest plug for the motherboard.
3) Find the green pin and black pin (pins 15 & 16) Green pin is normally 15 and black is 16.
4) Plug the "U"-shaped paperclip into both the 15 and 16 pins, so that it arches between the two.
5) Place the 20/24 pin cable in a place where it cannot be disturbed or shocked.
6) Plug in your PSU and turn it on.
If the fan spins, the PSU works as far as turning on. This is to cancel out the PSU as being bad.
Try the paperclip test before RMA'ing it to make sure it's not your motherboard causing the power issue.
by WhoAteMyButter December 9, 2018
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test apparel

The cloths you put on for school when you know the day will be full of tests.

Usually sweatpants and a hoodie; Not very fashionable yet very comfortable.
P1: “You look like trash today”
P2: “This is just my test apparel.”
by Karsen October 16, 2017
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