Ted locks

Dreadlocks on white people

Meghan came back from her yoga retreat with Ted locks.

by ZMoneyy February 8, 2024

ted

The guy from KnT

Ted likes watermelon

by FriskPony June 18, 2018

Ted

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"ted"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta July 12, 2025

fuck this i'ma ted kaczynski this niggers mailbox

It's a term which means "fuck this i'ma bomb this persons mailbox" in a funny way.

Person 1: "Fuck this i'ma ted kaczynski this niggers mailbox."
Person 2: "What the fuck!?"

by goofygoobergrape33333 January 24, 2025

Ted Bear

A bear that is called Ted. Often assosiated with Sex And Weed.

Hey do you want a Ted Bear ;)

by Heyo say heheheho January 23, 2017

Ted Nugent

Fucking awesome musician. Fucking terrible human. Not much else to say.

Ted Nugent is where "separating the art from the artist" becomes very difficult.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 9, 2024

Ex-skype-ted

Excited to talk on skype.

Wow, I'm so ex-skype-ted to talk to you. eeeee!

by babybel cheese September 11, 2011