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chocolate tampon

A phallic reference that a black guy uses when he
is tryin to fuck and the girl says she is on her period
You're on the rag? It's all good girl, I got this chocolate tampon that will make it all better. It tastes good too...
by Brotha B December 11, 2008
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Two Tampon Ordeal

a time where there is no access to a restroom; or no way to get to a restroom, when participating in an athletic event such as a marathon, a serious meeting, a long interview, a road trip, a crowded event such as a concert or pro athletic game. When menstruating heavily, a gal must use two tampons to get through the event to avoid a bloody accident
Our team meeting was a Two Tampon Ordeal. There was no way I was escaping to the bathroom.

I was so nervous for my first marathon. It was a Two Tampon Ordeal, luckily I placed 11th with no accidents!
by krvie1 July 14, 2011
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Tampon

A sharp object inserted while having anal sex. It can sometimes be eaten by wolves and is common pray to Binosaurs and wetbacks. It's very common in masturbation and foreplay. It can smell like shit and is somtimes brown and somtimes it's pink. Normally owned by celeberities.
Nicole Richie went to the store to buy a Tampon but got attacked by wolves and wetbacks outside just moments after her purchase.
by shakabula January 15, 2007
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tampon

What I and every other straight guy and lesbain girl wants to be when she grows up.
Tampon has to be 20 letters long, right?
by Growing up fast. November 22, 2007
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Tampons

a device that girls wear to keep their thongs getting filled wit internal juices (tasty!!)
Susy: Do you ever use tampons

Gina: No, I go all natural and bear it all, can't you see that stain
by I Love Katie and Hilary March 7, 2003
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tampon face

1. One with really bad acne, or just a a damn ugly person in general: parallels butter face, but this is more for guys.
by Robby J July 2, 2003
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tampon rock

by Tasha Talbot August 31, 2007
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