tit envy

The resentful and threatened attitudes exhibited by a woman towards another woman that is attractive and specifically has nice tits.

I couldn't figure out why Mary was always talking shit about Lisa, and then I realized that it was because Mary had tit envy. She didn't want another girl getting all the attention.

by Titty Luvr December 08, 2007

Ah Tits

Same meaning as ah shit its just a younger slang way to say it.

Ah Tits I forgot to bring my stuff for the trip.

by a7789 March 08, 2009

Perky Tits

When your nipples are hard and you tits don't sag

Lacey's tits were so fucking perky when she fingered herself in math!!!I fucking love Perky Tits

by DawnWhyhanIsHornyAF June 09, 2015

table tits

A woman's breasts that are so large that she actually rests them on the table at a restaurant to avoid back pain.

He had to push her table tits out of the way to get to the cheese dip.

by November5 September 22, 2006

Powder Tits

A girl who places powder on, between, and under her tits because she's fat and needs to absorb the sweat in between her tits and her first roll. Most noticeable on women of a darker complexion.

When I got a look at that bitch's powder tits, I put my dick back in my pants and got out of the car.

by Murray's chubby April 20, 2007

Tit Queen

A chick who is defined by her very large, sexy tits. Most Tit Queens are young and stacked and just love showing off their huge tits to tease guys.

"Look at Pam, that Tit Queen, showing off those big tits of hers!"

by Franklin Mint February 01, 2004

Slipple Tit

A female whose nipple has become elongated making her breasts look like a birdie from badminton.

I was sexing this girl up and she bust out her tits and I was like 'nah-get away slipple tits' and then I found 20 bucks.

by Tom de Wolffe January 01, 2009