Cornbread tea

Someone who seems very basic at first but is actually interesting or has a lot of drama around them.

Kurt is so cornbread tea. Did you hear about what he did earlier?

by sheldonbazinga1 March 17, 2023

pooberry tea

1. a type of tea made from pooberries, tastes like poo

2. a child friendly way to say puberty (poo = pu, berry = ber, tea = ty)

Grace: Hi, what drinks do you have?
Piece of poo: Would you like some pooberry tea? I made it out of myself!!

by your local anime girl November 9, 2020

Muff Tea

A warm hearty beverage made of juices from the female genitalia. Usually consumed with milk and sugar.

A) Hey can I get you a drink? Tea? Coffee? Hot Chocolate? Muff tea?

B) Muff tea would be great

A) How do you take it?

B) Milk, 2 sugars.. thanks

by teasipper87 November 6, 2011

No Tea December

A challenge for girls:
You are not allowed to spill the tea/gossip about other people.
You can write down what you want to tell your friends, but you are not allowed to actually tell them until it is January 1st

person 1: omg have you heard what Katie did last weekend? I hate her
person 2: sorry, it is No Tea December, tell me on January 1st
person 1: oh I understand

by idontlikevscogirla November 9, 2019

lit-tea

Everything caden says

That party was so Lit-tea

by Mr.Lit-tea April 17, 2017

swamp tea

The tea that results from getting distracted while making tea and not removing the tea bag early enough. The extra soak time makes it taste swampy.

I was making a pot of tea when the phone rang. I didn't get back to the tea in time so now I have swamp tea.

by CLS CU January 25, 2010

Tea Flag

When your sack has reach 40+ years of age & able to stretch & cover your wife's face.

My wife would not shut up so I tea flagged that bitch!

by Fsububbles & Scott Daddt November 23, 2017